9/23/♥8 - My Day at the U.N.
8 am – Greeted by Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. Korean, I guess. (It’s always so hard to tell.)
- 11 – Met with Afghan President Hamid Karzai; the guy could pass for Ben Kingsley. Discussed post-war plans, modernization, tons of stuff.
- 12 – Met with President Alvaro Uribe; compared Columbia’s cocaine issues with Wasilla’s meth problems.
8.13 – Met with Israeli Ambassador Daniel Carmon. Clever comb-over; couldn’t spot one horn on his head. Still beats the hell out of me why God chose that particular people.
8.14 - Breakfast with the U.N.’s Russian Ambassador Vitaly Churkin. Didn't mention I watch him get undressed every UNnight.
9 - Posed for new passport picture. No reporters were allowed.